Review: The Impossible

            There are gripping, intense movies, and then there’s The Impossible. Juan Antonio Bayona’s film tells the true story of a family caught in the 2004 tsunami, and it is simultaneously hard to watch and hard to turn away from. Films centered on real life disasters, especially recent ones, can be touchy subjects, but The Impossible simply focuses on the incredible story of the Belon family and never exploits the ruin. Anchored by stellar performances from Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts, the movie transports the viewer to Southeast Asia and never lets up.

            The opening scenes of calm before the storm are brief, but there is enough heartfelt emotion to develop the characters in a short frame of time. The Belon family comes across as a loving family of five who are truly happy to be together at Christmas in Thailand. It’s not long before the horror that is the tsunami hits, and one of the more enthralling survival tales in recent memory really picks up.

            For a majority of the film’s first half, we follow Maria (Watts) and the Belon’s eldest son Lucas, who are separated from the rest of their family in the chaos. The two fight through unthinkable turmoil together, and the mother-son bond is overpowering and intense. Whether it be debris, rushing water, thirst and hunger, or thoughts of their family, Maria and Lucas weather every obstacle thrown their way. You will cringe with every injury-ridden step Mara takes, and your heart will feel for Lucas as he helps her along the way. Young Tom Holland is fantastic as Lucas, and The Impossible may represent the launch pad to stardom for him. McGregor’s Henry is with the other two sons, and it’s terribly heart wrenching to watch the man stop at nothing to find his wife and son.

In terms of filmmaking, there are multiple elements that compliment the actors impeccably. The cinematography truly puts the viewer smack in the middle of the action, and the feelings of panic and stress refuse to cease. The score perfectly compliments every scene, and the makeup is some of the more impressive work in recent cinema. The characters on screen truly look near-death, and their wounds are so realistic that you can feel the pain.

            The Impossible will bring you to tears, make you want to vomit, and make you cringe in pain, but most importantly, will make you thankful for the relationships you have in life. The emotion and intensity on screen throughout the film are unrelenting, and go a long way towards making The Impossible a truly well done adaptation of a real life nightmare.

Score: 4/5

Review: Texas Chainsaw 3D

            What has happened to horror movies? A proud genre that once relied on suspense, shadows, and imagination now settles for cheap, calculated jump scares, or tries to put a fresh “spin” on classic characters to no avail. Unfortunately for Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw 3D is one of the worst culprits of the latter, and is a disaster at nearly every turn.

            The film disregards all other entrants in the TCM series and picks up moments after the original ends. We are treated to mere minutes of nostalgia, as the notorious Sawyer family is reunited on screen, complete with John Dugan in Grandpa’s chair. A welcome surprise was Bill Moseley, who fills in for the late Jim Siedow, and does a nice job portraying Drayton Sawyer. But alas, all good things come to an end, and the characters we know and love are burned to the ground by angry townsfolk, setting the stage for the rest of the film. We are then transported to what seems to be present day, and are introduced to a young grocery store employee named Heather (Alexandra Daddario). When Heather learns of her maternal grandmother’s passing, she and her friends set out on a road trip to collect her inheritance, and thus arouse Newt, Texas’s most violent citizen. At this point, the general incompetence of Texas Chainsaw 3D is already apparent, as the supposed 20-something Heather would actually be 38 years old if she was a newborn in the opening scene set in 1974. Regrettably, this incorrect math is simply the beginning of the ridiculousness that unfolds over the rest of the movie.

            Slasher films aren’t typically lauded for the performances of their actors, and it’s as if TC3D purposely tries to stay true to this. As Heather’s boyfriend, Trey Songz answers the question of whether or not there is anything more irritating than his music by showing that his acting is equally as awful. The rest of Heather’s friends play cliché, clueless young adults looking for nothing but a good time, and the character development provides zero reason for the audience to care for them. The script is insultingly dumbed down and grates on your nerves more so than the revving of any chainsaw. The only character that the film attempts to persuade the viewer to relate to is the one that should be left in the shadows the most: Leatherface.

            Named Jed Sawyer this go around, Leatherface starts TC3D as his usual hulking, monstrous self, but the plot does nothing to enhance this image. The main purpose of TC3D is to provide some sort of commentary on the family unit while humanizing Leatherface with forced empathy, and it’s a terrible choice. By painting the skin-mask wearing psychopath as a childish victim, the veil is pulled back on what was once an unexplainable terror. Leatherface is far more effective as a mysterious cannibal and butcher than he is as an unintelligent baby of a man. The image of Leatherface dancing with his chainsaw in frustration at the end of the 1974 original is downright haunting, while in this film we get to see him exchange emotional glances with his long-lost cousin. The plot makes the police, hell bent on ridding their town of the menace, the bad guys, and makes Leatherface an antihero of sorts. By doing so, Leatherface’s previous crimes are essentially thrown out the window, as it seems as if he does nothing but protect his beloved family when threatened. The Leatherface that I grew up with protected his family, but would also stop at nothing to butcher anything or anyone who he came in contact with. The concept of showing Leatherface in this light was a risk that the filmmakers took, and it falls so incredibly short of being effective that it nearly taints his terrorizing legacy. It should be noted, however, that Dan Yeager does a great job in his portrayal of Leatherface, and it would have been interesting to see him in the role with a better plot around him.

            Gunnar Hansen, the original Leatherface, makes a cameo in Texas Chainsaw 3D, but that should be the only association made between The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and TC3D. This is a poor attempt at bringing a new, softer side to a horror legend, and there isn’t enough gory fun to make it worthwhile. The 3D is pointless and annoying, the acting and script are terrible, and the plot is nonsensical at best. Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all costs, and the real Leatherface will still be able to effectively massacre your dreams.

Score: 1.5/5

Review: Django Unchained

Despite sharing a release date with the fantastic Les Miserables a mere two weeks after the juggernaut that is The Hobbit hit theaters, Django Unchained stood out as the most anticipated film of the holiday season, and with good reason. Quentin Tarantino’s spaghetti western tale of a slave-turned bounty hunter captivated audiences with simply the previews, and thankfully, the film meets the lofty expectations it set for itself. There is an aura around Tarantino’s films that is difficult to explain, but Django fits the Tarantino mold to a T and will sit nicely on the shelf with such classics as Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Inglourious Basterds.

            Everything that we have come to expect from Tarantino is on full display in Django, and while the tactics don’t pave new ground, the film contains nary a dull moment. Filled with stylish, over-the-top violence and brilliantly witty dialogue, this is a near 3-hour film that you wish was 4. As he did in Inglourious Basterds, Christoph Waltz steals every one of his scenes, and plays the perfect outspoken partner to Jamie Foxx’s quiet, badass Django. The relationship that the two form throughout the course of the film is quite endearing, and it is one that only Tarantino could build given the circumstances that the two characters live with. While Waltz and Foxx are most assuredly the stars of Django, there is a colorful cast of characters around them, and their performances go a long way in telling this story.

            It’s not often we get to see Leo DiCaprio play the villain. What with his dashing good looks and boyish charm, one can understand why this is the case. In his role as plantation owner Calvin Candie, however, DiCaprio masterfully uses his charm to bring a sinister, snake-like side to the film. The character is simultaneously charming and evil, and Leo nails the dichotomy perfectly. Don Johnson is great in his brief role as the owner of a separate plantation, and Samuel L. Jackson (complete with fantastic make-up work), is so believable as Candie’s head slave Stephen that you truly forget it’s him. The casting could not be more perfect, and each of the actors involved gave their all, knowing full well that there would be at least a bit of controversy considering the film’s subject matter. This is the Inglourious Basterds of the mid-1800s, and though Spike Lee may have a problem with it, the film is never purposely disrespectful. Any and all comically exaggerated violence is reserved for scenes not involving the act of slavery, and the subject is presented in a historically accurate manner with a serious tone. Sure, this is a bloody, hysterical, fun-time picture that involves slaves, but slavery itself is never the butt of any joke.

            Django Unchained is equal parts buddy comedy, historical fiction, spaghetti western, and even superhero film, a mix of genres that not many other directors can pull off. Once again, you can feel the love that Tarantino has for classic cinema, and the homage he pays to the films most important to him is sincere. While Django does reference many other film styles, the unique combination is Tarantino’s trademark, and it works as well here as it ever has.

Score: 5/5